thomaswdenton tommy d
AND STILL ONLY FLASHES OF HIM AS SUPERMAN! It's like they're trying to piss me off!
thomaswdenton tommy d
He's pushing the planet away after saving the plane. I can't believe, they took Superman Returns and made it SUCK MORE.
thomaswdenton tommy d
He's in the fortess. PUT ON THE FUCKING SUIT AND PUNCH SOMETHING. But no, let's HAVE ANOTHER CONVERSATION ABOUT HERO POTENTIAL!
thomaswdenton tommy d
She just got her magic memory blood all over Lex so he forgets everything about his time in smallville. Wish she'd bleed on me.
GTChin GT Chin
FUCKING FINALLY! HE'S FLYING! (And, damn, did it look cheesy). Ahahahaha! #fb #SMALLVILLE
thomaswdenton tommy d
Quit reminding us he just spent a decade NOT being superman, we only care about the next five minutes when he WILL be.
thomaswdenton tommy d
And another recap of the last ten years. In case you forgot about the one we saw at the beginning.
thomaswdenton tommy d
The president's plan to save america is to nuke the evil planet. And kill america with the fallout. STOP BEING STUPID! I BOSS YOU!
thomaswdenton tommy d
Lois snuck onto airforce one. Is he gonna save that plane? They do realize Superman Returns was terrible, right?
thomaswdenton tommy d
If he doesn't put on on Routh's hand me down soon, this is going to switch to a liveblog of the mama's family rerun on the other channel.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Apparently Clark still needs reassurance that he can be a hero from every one including Lex Luthor. Ten years, folks. TEN YEARS OF THIS.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Michael Rosenbaum, you're too good for this shit. You got while the gettin' was good, homie.
thomaswdenton tommy d
I think i just saw what passes for wit on this show. I am hurting inside. I want you people to know that.
thomaswdenton tommy d
People are talking about the giant evil planet. Surprisingly, it's comprised of more than "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING SKY IS ON FIRE!"
thomaswdenton tommy d
Rapey Hobo Luthor just sold his soul to Darksied to resurrect Lex. The part of Darksied will be played by a PS1 graphic this evening.
thomaswdenton tommy d
And his dad is really into his sister. REALLY INTO HER. INTO. He seems to want to have sex with her, is what I'm getting at.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Apparently, Lex Luthor made a Frankenstein out of clones of himself. Okay, you got me Smallville, that's kinda fucking crazy cool.
thomaswdenton tommy d
@GTChin Say it true, Guan. If you want to see a brain die in real time, follow this poor bastard's descent into madness.
thomaswdenton tommy d
I can't tell if Pa "Hobo Joe" Kent is a ghost or if Clark is just a hallucinating maniac.
thomaswdenton tommy d
"See ya in the funnypages." Get, it, because THERE'S SUPERMAN COMICS! Took 'em ten years to come up with that one, folks.
thomaswdenton tommy d
People finally noticed the FLAMING PLANET that showed up next to the moon. Good for you, you dumbasses.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Green arrow is possesed by Darksied who is apparently Satan. And he was brought back by Wellings ability to connect to him emotionally.
thomaswdenton tommy d
They are now re using voiceovers from less than five minutes earlier in the episode. This thing is more padded than Lilith Fair.
thomaswdenton tommy d
This is SO BORING. What are you guys doing? Start any interesting fires lately?
thomaswdenton tommy d
Every scene that takes place in Smallville, which actually very few, has a yellowish light wash. A golden shower, if you will.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Oh, the wedding's back on. You know why that's interesting? Yeah, neither do I.
thomaswdenton tommy d
We are now in the sixth instance of two people having, the same "Should they be together and should he be a hero" conversation.
thomaswdenton tommy d
So Lois cancelled the wedding. Then uncanceled it without telling Clark. Now Clark is cancelling the wedding.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Ollie is a sad orphan. And Clark is an asshole. And Were are crawling up on the FIFTH instance of the same conversation being had.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Pa Kent is only a bindle away from looking like the surliest surly hobo in hobo town.
thomaswdenton tommy d
AHAHAHAHA! Some one just noticed there's a WHOLE EVIL PLANET next to the moon with a series of super satellites or some stupid shit.
thomaswdenton tommy d
So far, the same conversation has been had by four different pairs of people. And that's ALL that's happened.
thomaswdenton tommy d
Clark just brought up dead ol' Pa Kent, then ten seconds later asked his mother why she brought him up. You're an idiot, Clark.