Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Bryan Singer: Style biter

Okay, so maybe Superman Returns wasn't so wrong after all.

A little help from my friends

So I gave away my copy of the All Star Superman vol 1 hardcover, thinking, "oh, i'll just run out and get another" only to discover it's out of print and none of my local shops have it. Go to amazon and the sellers there want at least twice retail. Can any one help a brother out? you can email me at

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Skynet and I are done professionally.

I stole that title from my buddy Andy. Any who, in honor of how freaking terrible Terminator: Salvation is, an extra length haiku review special, the Superman Vs Terminator mini series.

Number 1:

This young Connor is
even dumber than Furlong.
An accomplishment

Cyborg Superman
is in cahoots with Skynet.
A bit on the nose.

Number 2:

This future world's Steel
is very very stupid.
He had it coming.

Supes trapped; kept alive.
Logical machines would kill.
Plot holes aplenty.

Number 3:

Kal saves future.
John Connor is a footnote,
just like Salvation.

Sub plot featuring
Superboy and Supergirl
Redefines "filler."

Number 4:

Is that what it's like
when cyborgs do the nasty?
A world of ew, man.

A door is left wide
for a possible sequel.
Please close it right now.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

We shall not cease from exploration

And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.

This nice lady did it. You should give her money and let her draw on you.

That is me. Hello. This may be the first time you guys have seen me. My arm is not that fat, it' s weird angle. My body is that fat, cause I like pizza. The orange and blue blob on the desk is Ben Grimm. The tattoo is in Kryptonian. It took just under two hours. It looks much better in person, as it's not photographing well because it's shiny with moisturizer so you can't see how sharp it is. It's still healing and itches like crazy. No it didn't hurt that much. My roommates do not approve. My work buddies do. My penpal was very, very surprised. I like it quite a lot.

Wait, so i could be getting PAID for this?

Really, DC? Really?