Skynet and I are done professionally.

I stole that title from my buddy Andy. Any who, in honor of how freaking terrible Terminator: Salvation is, an extra length haiku review special, the Superman Vs Terminator mini series.



Number 1:

This young Connor is
even dumber than Furlong.
An accomplishment

Cyborg Superman
is in cahoots with Skynet.
A bit on the nose.

Number 2:

This future world's Steel
is very very stupid.
He had it coming.

Supes trapped; kept alive.
Logical machines would kill.
Plot holes aplenty.

Number 3:

Kal saves future.
John Connor is a footnote,
just like Salvation.

Sub plot featuring
Superboy and Supergirl
Redefines "filler."

Number 4:

Is that what it's like
when cyborgs do the nasty?
A world of ew, man.

A door is left wide
for a possible sequel.
Please close it right now.