Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Haiku Reviews: Five random one shots

Because you guys love these silly things, haiku reviews return. This time the unifying theme is five random one shots I thought had funny/curious covers that were less than $3 at ye olde funnybooks shoppe.




Heroes Against Hunger

Seriously, Lex?
You really are a bastard.
That cover's just wrong.

















Team Superman

Sidekicks save the day,
Supes claims all of the credit.
Bad form, Kal, bad form.


















Superman For Earth

Polluting is bad?
The hell you say, Superman!
Little subtlety.

















Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Based on the full script,
Restores cut scenes and sub-plots.
Still fucking awful.

















DC Comics Presents Superman: The Secret of The Phantom Quarterback

Two tales presented
Based on outrageous cover
This is a great book

5 comments:

Ian Sokoliwski said...

I miss that armour
that ol' Lexy used to wear
Green and Purple rocks!

Elliot said...

Earnest comics on
Important social issues
Mean well, but can suck.

David said...

Phantom quarterback?
Cool idea for a cover.
Cardy's was better.

Superman for Earth.
All of Marvel's against it.
Save Earth! Buy DC.

Supes can't stop hunger;
but buying a comic helps?!
We're wasting your time.

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